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An airplane is leaving Warsaw (the capital of Poland), and gets caught in a terrible winter storm. The plane rolls, pitches and yaws. The crew is expecting the plane to crash or break up at any time. ...
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In high school math class I finally got the courage up to ask the cute and brainy girl at the front row out on a date. She just looked at me with a discouraging face and as she waved her hand face ...
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Crazy Audio Fx ilustration lol more:
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More of a terrible visual pun: The FFTiramisu.
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Sent to me by my friend Jerry Doty:
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I personally also consider this very early XKCD to be a signal processing joke: [ EDIT: While were doing early xkcd: (both, of course, by Randall Munroe, CC-SA-Noncommercial)
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I met up with RBJ at a bar this weekend and he immediately wanted to get into deeper details of the Fourier Transform. I refused--- it's just too dangerous to drink an derive.
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Ever wondered why there's "Live Aloha" bumper stickers? Aloha is a remarkably unhealthy approach to vehicular traffic.
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I wrote a paper with Brian Lovell and Boualem Boashash about the Wigner-Ville time-frequency representation. I'm not a fan of the Wigner-Ville for signal processing as I believe there are many better ...
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Superheterodyne Receivers: Compared to direct conversion, not that complex.
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I was going to tell a joke about the appendages of an absolutely normal cat, but it has a really fat tail. Source
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At the GNU Radio Conference: I'll skirt over scalloping losses here
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I made this terrible visible pun for a shirt for myself, but then made it available for the benefit of a favorite software project of mine as merchandise
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I'm not ashamed I've decorated an institute hallway with this.
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